Touch Grass Immediately Pullover Hoodie
$39.99$49.99Save 20%
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Color: White
Size: S
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Estimated Delivery: 3–6 Business DaysIncludes Full Tracking # via USPS / DHL
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Description
Have your political hot takes gone too far? Is your screen time hitting double digits? It's time to step away from the keyboard, close the laptop, and touch grass immediately. This cozy hoodie is the ultimate PSA for you and your chronically online friends to finally log off.
Zwag Details
MaterialSoft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, double-lined hood with matching drawstring, air jet yarn offers a softer feel and reduces pilling, front pouch pocket, and rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
Care InstructionsMachine wash warm inside out with like colors. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron printed decorations or drawstrings.
SKU
ZZ-HOODIE-5DE63635Shipping InfoFlat-rate standard shipping ($4.99). Custom printed to order and delivered with full tracking in 3–7 business days.
Customer Reviews
Anon_99★★★★★
"Bought this for my roommate who debates people on Reddit at 3 AM. He hasn't logged on in two days. The prophecy is fulfilled."
ChronicallyOnline★★★★☆
"Instructions unclear, touched actual grass and felt allergic. Great hoodie though, super soft for staying indoors."
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