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Size: S
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Description
Always feeling like someone's watching? This Paranoid Parrot tee perfectly captures that relatable anxiety and overthinking. Wear your suspicions with pride!
Zwag Details
MaterialSeamless double-needle collar, double-needle sleeve and bottom hems, taped neck and shoulders for durability.
Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Care InstructionsMachine wash cold with like colors, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the printed design.
SKU
ZZ-TSHIRT-86BF3D2DShipping InfoFlat-rate standard shipping ($4.99). Custom printed to order and delivered with full tracking in 3–6 business days.
Customer Reviews
Conspiracy Kook★★★★★
"Finally, a shirt that understands me! Every time I wear this, people nod knowingly. My cat even gives me suspicious glances now. 10/10 for validating my paranoia!"
Did I Lock The Door?★★★★☆
"Bought this for my friend who constantly checks if the stove is off. He wears it everywhere. Great quality and a perfect conversation starter (or suspicious glancer)."


