Maximize Your Sexspan Biohacker Tee
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Color: White
Size: S
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Description
Forget lifespan and healthspan—it’s time to optimize what really counts! Perfect for longevity enthusiasts, biohackers, and anyone staying legendary in and out of the lab. Keep the spark alive forever with this hilarious graphic t-shirt.
Zwag Details
MaterialSeamless double-needle collar, double-needle sleeve and bottom hems, taped neck and shoulders for durability.
Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Care InstructionsMachine wash cold with like colors, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the printed design.
SKU
ZZ-TSHIRT-C5211162Shipping InfoFlat-rate standard shipping ($4.99). Custom printed to order and delivered with full tracking in 3–6 business days.
Customer Reviews
Bryan_O_Optimized★★★★★
"Added this shirt to my daily longevity protocol. My HRV is up and my partner is mildly amused. 10/10 supplement!"
ColdPlungeQueen★★★★☆
"Wore this to my local biohacking meetup. Got three nods of approval and one very confused look from a nutritionist."
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